01101010-01100100:

it’s called oatmeal. try it sometime

ashstfu:

the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way

onawishingstar:

darafeller: Folklore on point n shoot 📸🍃🪩

keepyourbrittleheart:

when that vault scramble comes out and one of those titles looks like HRAILECVU SGENMRTAULHA it’s over for us

tayswiftwork:

Taylor Swift performs 1989 eras onstage during “Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour” at SoFi Stadium on August 09, 2023 in Inglewood, California. 

catswiftt:

1989 taylor’s version, out October 27th.

theman:

she is my everything

lanalovestay:

not even to the nosebleeds with the kushners?

ybwm:

now THIS is camp

polishlolita:

greelin:

i really do love “they put their whole pussy into this” because that really is the only way to describe things sometimes. there really are things out there that are so good it is clear that they were putting their whole pussy into it during the creation process. like art. and strawberry lemonade. many such cases

vocodertests:

vocodertests:

Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office

Reading guide

• “Mr president” = me
• “The oval office” = my room
• “Their”, “masquito” = errors for comedic effect

Behind the scenes

This post was inspired by the Mosquito Bite that appeared at or around 1:30 AM on my right elbow. As of 1:39 AM, the culprit remains at large. Some say a faint buzzing can still be heard

klaasje:

the sound of an orchestra tuning up makes me go crazyinsane it makes me start thinking about the eventual heat death of the universe and how someday somewhere an orchestra is going to tune up for the very last time. ever. and then the sun will swallow the earth & turn into a white dwarf & all the stars will go out & meanwhile a gazillion light years away sentient life will be evolving from silicon. and maybe they will have orchestras also